If Horses Could Tweet During a Race 

A short, funny and imaginative read.

(Live from the Turf — Hooves, Hashtags, and Chaos)

 1:00 PM — Pre-Race Nerves

@ThunderThighs: Just saw my jockey eat a donut. bro. we’re supposed to be aerodynamic.

@GallopQueen: Stretching my glutes. Paparazzi, stay back pls. #ThoroughbredProblems

@NeighSayer: reminder: Grass is not free at this event. bring your own.

 1:10 PM — And They’re Off!

@LightningLad: Who put mud in lane 3?! sabotage.

@ClipClopKing: Stop drafting behind me, Todd. this isn’t NASCAR.

@ManeEvent: Wind in my mane, chaos in my soul. #FeelingFast

 1:12 PM — Halfway Through

@HoofHearted: I swear the finish line keeps moving.

@SnaccAttack: Saw a patch of clover… do I risk it?

@StableInfluencer: omg crowd spotted me!! #FanLove #AutographLater

 1:13 PM — Photo Finish

@LightningLad: I WON I WON— wait, photo finish? delete tweet delete tweet 

@GallopQueen: They said “slow and steady” never wins. they were right. Send oats.

 1:20 PM — Post-Race

@NeighSayer: Didn’t win, but at least I looked majestic.

@ThunderThighs: Jockey’s taking credit again. Typical.

@StableInfluencer: New vlog dropping: “What I Eat After Losing by a Nose.”